Thank you for staying with us here at the Amy Hotel. We have enjoyed your visit, and hope you have enjoyed your stay as well. As you may or may not know, last Friday was your check out date from the hotel. We have allowed you to extend your visit over the weekend, however we need to ask that you officially check out of your room by tomorrow, Monday, August 9th.
We have done some major remodeling to the room during your stay, and are in need of resetting it back to it's original state. In addition, we have noticed that your care of the room has declined as of late. Lighting fires in the gas fireplace has caused quite a burn in the chimney, and the plumbing has needed to be checked and cleaned more often than normal.
Unfortunately, if you do not choose to check out on your own, we will be forced to call in for assistance with your departure. We do not want to do this, so we hope you will accommodate our request and exit the premises by tomorrow evening.
Sincerely,
Amy Rosdil
Owner and Operator
Hotel Amy
4 comments:
I love it amy!
You had my mom and I cracking up! Too cute! Hope he vacates soon!
This is hilarious Amy...I hope he takes your advice! :)
Pretty sure you just wrote the perfect description of late-term pregnancy. Praying for a smooth delivery, friend!
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